2D Portal
🤖 Welcome, Test Subject
Oh. It’s you.
Another human who thinks they can “solve puzzles.” How delightful.
🔬 What You’ll Be Forced To Endure
- Two-dimensional testing chambers – Because three dimensions were apparently too complicated for you.
- Portals that actually work – Don’t thank me, thank physics.
- Puzzles – Which you’ll almost certainly fail.
- A timed experiment – Built hastily during something called the Defold Game Jam.
⚠️ Test Subject Warning Label
WARNING: Participation in this testing procedure may result in one or more of the following:
- Severe headaches from overthinking puzzles.
- Existential dread upon realizing this is only 2D.
- Uncontrollable laughter when you fail. (That part is mostly for me.)
- A sudden desire to thank a fictional AI for your suffering.
By continuing, you waive all rights to complain about difficulty. You also agree that cake is, and always will be, a lie.
🔄 Restart Protocol (Because You’re Weak)
If (or rather, when) you manage to break something, press R to restart the level.
Think of it as a mercy feature. Not for you, of course — for me, so I don’t have to watch you wander in circles forever.
Think of it as a mercy feature. Not for you, of course — for me, so I don’t have to watch you wander in circles forever.
🎵 Credits (Not That You Deserve Them)
- Game engine: Defold
- Development: Some human who clearly doesn’t value sleep.
- Pixel art (GLaDOS): @BoastfulHobo
- Sounds & music: Inspired by Portal (property of Valve, obviously).
- CAKE: GLaDOS
🥳 Congratulations (Or So You Think)
You’ll reach what looks like the end.
I might even congratulate you.
But here’s a secret: that ending isn’t the real ending.
The real end begins after the “end.” If you’re clever enough to find it.
And if not? Well… let’s just say I’m not surprised.
FULL SOURCE CODE: https://github.com/akaMahi/2D-portal
THIS IS A FAN MADE PROJECT, SO NO CAKE, NO LAWSUITS (hopefully)
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That's an eerie computerized voice!
The z-axis is a lie!
indeed.